Sunday, March 18, 2007

Our Facilities are Too Small

Lord, you know how much we love people. We want them all to be able to know You. And Lord, you know our facilities are too small to allow new people to feel comfortable. Please show us how to continue to reach out effectively.

God: Allow the mature saints to stay home and have brunch with each other on Sunday mornings. Your pastor won't get burnt out with multiple services. The money that you save by not expanding can be used for helping widows and orphans.
p.s. Pastor, you don't have to be threatened: the people that really want your sermon can download it off of your website.

Lord, you know how much we love people. We want them all to be able to know You. And Lord, you know our facilities are too small to allow new people to feel comfortable. Please show us how to continue to reach out effectively.

God:

2 comments:

Jamie A. Grant said...

Wait, was God going to say something at the end there, or did you cut him off?

David Grant said...

Didn't cut Him off. He just didn't seem to want to go to Plan B.