The Back of My Friend's Head

At 15
His hair is long

At 20
His hair is longer and greasier, university

At 25
His hair is short, job interview

At 30
His hair has stuff in it, new baby

At 35
Is that a grey hair?

At 40
Much more grey is showing

At 45
Miracle, no more grey, but less hair

At 50
Dim the lights, there’s too much glare

At 55
I’ve adjusted to the glare but the grey is back

At 60
Not much change, this is getting boring

At 65
No change, but he seems shorter

At 70
I forgot my glasses

At 75
Wait a minute, I think this is a new guy.



Who says going to church is boring?